Flappable
July 10th, 2025 | by Stephanie Sprenger
The entire room was carpeted in a thick layer of white fluff. The limp carcasses of dozens of Squishmallows lay on the basement floor like the melted remains of the Wicked Witch
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Maiden, Mother, Bitch
June 12th, 2023 | by Stephanie Sprenger
In a culture obsessed with youth and all things supple, how does one embrace a role some traditions actually label a hag
Greeting My Kids After School Is Like a Bucket of Cold Water
October 7th, 2021 | by Stephanie Sprenger
Are there people out there who gracefully transition to this after-school Crappy Hour? Maybe this is why edibles were invented
The Anti-Feminist Agenda of Family Wellness Night
April 13th, 2021 | by Stephanie Sprenger
I visibly flinched when my husband added that I “was always there for the family.” I irritably swirled the singing bowl a few perfunctory times and sent everyone off to bed with an edge in my voice.